Prophets & Prophecies - Ceiling Reading Co.

What we see when we read the ceiling
What we see when we read the ceiling
Our methodology: because someone has to do it

What we see when we read the ceiling

Fluorescent light fixtures. Water stains. The faint outline of last night's pizza.

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Our prophets are trained to read the ceiling. Like, really trained. They can tell you the meaning of life, the secrets of the universe, and the best way to get to the 5th floor without getting lost in the stairwell. They're like the Jedi of the ceiling-reading world.

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